Good-day to you Sir Thomas Urquhart here…

It has come to my attention that some former staff have absconded! The Sheriff has been informed, but awaiting their apprehension, there is forthwith an urgent need for additional seasonal paid staff (yes, payment indeed for the privilege of serving me) at the fine Courthouse Museum which draws many visitors to my little town of Cromarty.

Hours are reasonable – 11.45am until 4.15pm (museum open April to October)

Payment is sufficient – £10.90 per hour (Real Living Wage) plus holiday pay

Appointments for diligent individuals may be made for the following days:

• Saturday, Sunday and Monday (ONE DAY OR MORE CONSIDERED)
• Duties will include turning me on (no ribald observations, I pray you)
• Greeting those who come for an audience with myself and other lesser Courthouse residents
• Ensuring that monies due for shop purchases are levied and dealing with enquiries.

Full training shall be given, so verily I suggest you apply forthwith by emailing courthousecromarty@gmail.com
by 18 February, this year of the Lord 2023.

God spede you to my aid!